so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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