This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
