In the future we'll all be gay
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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