you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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