Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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