Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
