My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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