Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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