They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
