at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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