soooo we both peed the bed last night...
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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