Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Randomize
