South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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