and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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