Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize