she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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