fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
