he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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