i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just tell him i said nine months
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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