Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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