maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
