god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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