Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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