i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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