if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
