We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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