guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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