Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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