she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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