i just wanna soil my oats bro
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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