This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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