you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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