I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i believe in u and ur pee
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