you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
