HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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