if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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