So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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