once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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