Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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