Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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