I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Two words: blizzard sex
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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