you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
