The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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