Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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