i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He better not be in your backpack
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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