After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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