Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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