If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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