You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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