have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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