We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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