Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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