Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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