Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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