It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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