what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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